INs
Getting people to believe Shadrach from Emmerdale was also the Lion in the Wizard of Oz
Being on first name terms with the guy that delivers yer kebabs.
The intro to Rasputin by Boney M. Oi oi oi oi oi
Chucking the booze
Pete Chan’s Bag ‘o’ Chips group thing. Good man.
Rubbing noses with yer dog and calling him an arsehole.
Weatherall’s tribute in McChuills Bar
MacGregors Bar – Hillwood Terrace free pies on the bar.
Cameron Diaz popping
Smashing fellies — all-time greats
Holywell Street office parties
Harry Lauder — ickle ickle ickleing
Stuffing mash get smashed into your Mums shoes
Tripping up men with man buns
Asking folk if they want a beer or a thick ear
Debating the best chippie in Rosyth and Inverkeithing.
Tennants at the Ladywell Pub through the secret pipe if yer back on the booze.
OC cartoon range
The bloke that drives the Brannigan Crisps lorry
Having auld friends called Elspeth
Nicola Sturgeon eating a sturgeon, whilst being operated on by a dodgy surgeon.
Having middle aged friends called Sebastian
Remembering ‘how it used to be’
Varnishing a chist ‘o’ drawers
Still having a crush on Elsie Tanner from Corrie
Smokey Robinson eating smokey bacon crisps
Cheesecake addictions
Kermit’s cousin Robin’s song “Halfway up the Stairs”
OUTs
Jim ‘Nic Nic’ Davidson racist twat, funny as toothache
Getting anxious in the chippy queue
Being ‘slightly’ racist
Shorts and desert boots combo’s
Boomerang beer fear and hangsxiety after a sesh
Alex Rae
Depressing electric and gas prices.
Depressing electric and gas competitive prices when it all comes out the same fuckin pipe!
Scottish winters and horizontal sleet
Petit Bourgeois attitude to life
Ran2ers and the Daily Record Morelos sales
Mental Health stigma — socks up psychiatry
Hipster earlobe piercing
Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on….and on
That song from the mid-‘80s “wohhh oh wohhhh oh wohh ohhh building a bridge to your heart” on the golden hour.
Selling your soul on ebay
“having bantz” quote
COVID grass on yer neighbour attitude to life.
Different Rules for the elite
Cancer, depression, anxiety
COVID Mental Health
Mistaking baldy people for each other.
The sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews.
Twiglets
Re-runs of Emmerdale
Nigel Fash-lite Farage
COP26 fakers
The excitable “Whoop whoop” cry
Holywell Street 