IN:
The dance to the dance floor
Necking a whole box of Go Ahead Bars coz it says so.
Being a whopper!
Pilfering from M&S food hall and giving it to the homeless
All the Celtic Adidas gear
Adidas ZX600 trainers rerelease in January if that’s yer thang
Wigan Pies
Reading the Morning Star on the morning commuter train.
Selling a chest ‘o’ drawers
Hot Wigan pie – Nikki Provan
Sonnie Queensdale
Bertie Auld — great man great life
Liam doing Knenworth
Blondie and Johnny Marr gigs
Believing yer John Lennon
Getting into Gabicci in later life
No more Manson mendacity
Having auld friends called Murial
The marvellous Tilly MacGregor
Cakes by Kim Galashiels
Debating the best chippie in Dunfermline
Zipping up yer Boots!
Big Boots Big Toots!
Bowie – Starman full blast on iTunes.
Asking ‘s’appenin?’ on a Conference Call.
Saying ‘Cheers now’ after a Conference Call.
Pulling all yer wheelie bins out so you get the right one
Chucking any rubbish in the nearest wheelie bin
Stuffing rubbish in the neighbors wheelie bin (fuckin Aldo)
Socks for fish
Belting out the Steve Gerrard (fell on his arse) song
OUT:
Programs like Homes under the Hammer and “we’ve only got £400,000 to play with” type of quotes.
Nom Nom
Skinny jeans on fat hipsters
Any song by Meat Loaf
“So I turned around and I said” back-to-back conversations
“It is what it is”
“Wowzers”
Those Twiglets
“He/she will be up there having a party” comment at a funeral wake
Alex Rae and other SEVCO cranks
The neighbour calling me Aldo
Getting texts telling you you’ve won a Diet Coke if you … sign up to …’
Getting a leaflet through the door every two days for Dominos Pizza!
Anxiety stigma ‘why don’t you just set yourself a 30 minutes worry period a day’
The ‘price of a pint’ attitude ae life
Toady from neighbours
Taking quizzes seriously
Blokes that would shag the barbers floor
Blowies for beak type lassie’s
SEVCO and dodgy decisions
“The accident you were in” call
Saying “honestly,” before telling a blatant lie.
That’s it for this week. Switch everything aff at night … Mirror signal manoeuvre and off ye go. ❤️
Holywell Street 