Telling people ‘they ain’t seen nothing yet!’
Asking the Barman for a drink that all the young yins drink these days!
People who pil-fridge from M&S Food shop and give it to the homeless.
Justifying necking a whole box of Go Ahead Bars!
Aldo’s Hot Dogs.
Any record by Harry Lauder!
A flag on behalf of good lads!
Asking ‘s’appenin?’ on a Conference Call.
Saying ‘Cheers now’ after a Conference Call.
Liam Gallagher getting the Rebs on!
Testing all the aftershaves in Debenhams.
Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss
Smoking out racists on social media.
Diet Irn Bru.
Zipping up yer Boots!
Big Boots Big Toots!
Cold Water Exposure
Bowie – Starman full blast on iTunes.
Eighty Nine sweater from Social Recluse!
Getting texts telling you you’ve won a Diet Coke if you … sign up to …’
Getting a leaflet through the door every two days for Dominos Pizza!
Anxiety stigma ‘why don’t you just set yourself a 30 minutes worry period a day’
Black Mutt provoking horizontal sleet/snow/Covid February.
Nippy Sweetie Yadda Yadda types.
Morelos — ninja assassin.
Not getting 30 mins cardio a day.
The Voice… f*ckin cringefest!
That dilly dilly Budweiser advert!
People slurping yogurt on the train, scooping with the silver lid.
Sevconian Moon Howlers.
A student cafe in Manchester called ‘Nom Nom’
5p a bag!
Getting asked if you want a bag!
£75 average for Adidas OG’s.
Modern day soccer tourist clubs.
Media pet names for SEVCO types ‘Boydy’
‘So a turned around and said’ quote. Back-to-back conversations.
That’s that for this week. Keep on keeping on.