IN …
Chewing chuddy and drinking coke.
Nazi’s getting a cricket baw nose in Wishaw.
ickle ickle ickiling by Harry Lauder
Choo Choo’s nail bar
Dan the old Kent Road … Dan the Old Kent Road
Being a roadie for young Stevie Dodds in Lochgelly.
Pogoing to Yeke Yeke
SEVCO fans dookin for wasps!
Cold Water exposure
Saffiyah Khan.
Berocca and Avocado
Restoring yer classic adidas trainers.
St Pat the Dog
Pil payin pitba pum! (explanation given if required)
Losing it on a Friday afternoon.
Wearing the deerstalker hat in the workplace.
Pop Doodle instead of Pot Noodle.
Supping tea with Ross McKenzie.
Disco lifts by Shaun Kelly
Reading the bible in the bath.
Kellogg’s advert ‘it’s gonna be grrreat!’
Two hats in one day.
OUT …
Ruth Davidson
Song Lyric ‘the eye of the tiger, Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me rooaaaar!’
90’s Hard Core Rave Music! (never in)
Morrissey and his attention seeking right-wing rants.
Gary Barlow.
People blaming the ‘winny works’ for today’s society problems.
Depression stigma number 300 ‘eat fruit’ by I’m alright Jack!
Mental Health Stigma number 310 ‘choose to be happy!’
The Sun Newspaper!
Heating or eating choices
Masterchef.
Throbbers on holiday with Union Jack hanging over balcony.
Billy Campbell types from Norn Iron.
When folk ask ‘happening’ instead of ‘what’s happening?’
Black dog.
Guys wearing a t-shirt saying ‘I don’t need to google’ plastered over the front!
Jammy Tribute Acts.
Bully Beefcakes.
restyled adidas Jeans trainers.
Blowies for Beak
The day after the day after … Beer fear!
Hangsxiety Beer Fear
Bobby Madden pandering to SEVCO NINJA ASSASSIN’s
Roasters in Town who kick off after a stripe
The ‘My life is so perfect’ crowd on Facebook!
Nazi Hipsters.
That’s that! Keep on the Tramazi and the Cameron Diaz. Hug yer brers. Cheers now!! Never let yer public down … spin them right round, like a record baby right round. Remember … mirror, signal, manoeuvre and on ye go.
Any complaints speak to the HWS team at 94 Holywell Street next door to Celtic park (see below). Or come and visit us. Get Yersel’s roond.
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