IN:
The Celtic Adidas get-up
Kylie still rocking it
Weatherall’s 11 o’clock drop
Arthur Brownlow ex Crossroads — great man great life
HWS Peter Hooton upcoming interview
Sun Queen
CSC past and present
Cooking with Amanda
King Kebab Inverkeithing
So fuck selfie, attitude to life
The marvellous David Rosling
HWS Towers new office
Saying “er she/he is though” to everyone that walks into yer workplace.
Walking into work shouting “it’s maself”
South Gyle Smile
Ena Sharples legend
Smoking out fash and smoking like a fish
Cameron Diaz coming out of lockdown
Paps guarding statues wearing Castore
Milkshaking Fash at every opportunity
BLM end of!
Hugging yer shrink tightly
Singing: Painter Man — by Boney M in a social distancing beer garden with yer buddies
A Beard Garden, you only get in with a Beard.
OUT:
Alf Stewart from Home & Away
Hipster Man Bun Gin drinkers
Stevie “Mr lets go” Gerrard
Walter (no surname) attending training with “Mr let’s go”
Empty football stadiums
Soul destroying Scottish peak summer storms.
VAR – Football’s swotty tell tale prefect
“Isims”
Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming plea bargaining
“wowzers” still being said
“Nom Nom”
“I’m going on my hollibobs” not even funny
Union Jack hanging over the balcony roasters on holiday
Nazis calling Nazis Nazis …Nazis
Walking into cobwebs in the morning
Gammon Football lads.
People with a “price o a pint” attitude ae life
Covid-19
Head-mash situations with head-mash people.
Black dug running wild in teens and every f**ker else!
The Sun newspaper.
The Daily Mail newspaper.
Anything by Meat Loaf especially that: ‘I won’t do that’ lyric
That Simply Red song: “Lovvvve the thought … lovvvve the thought!” lyric
That’s that then! Love it or leave it, delete it, report it, avoid it or embrace it. Have a decent weekend. Switch off everything at night.
Holywell Street 