By Holywell Street 2nd December 2018
Uppers
Saying ‘Double treble, treble treble’ ten times.
Calling people ‘Muckle Jessie’s’
The riot gear.
The salad bar at Morrison’s.
Being Jam Hat!
Fifty year old cashies.
Seven out of seven!
Vicky McClure
Starting a Jumbo Cord’s gang
Pickled onion crisps
Salt and pepper chip eating supporters.
The new yellow Jacket by Albam.
Football lads camaraderie.
Blocking right-wing cranks on Facebook.
Winning the pottery.
Green bras.
Ryan Christie.
Downers
Stephen Yaxley – Lennon.
Aberdeen Ninja-Assasins.
Toothache.
Black Mutt visits at winter.
Moobs.
Flirty Florence’s.
Mental Health stigma 800: ‘decide to be joyful’
Herrenvolk Hubris attitude to life!
Steven ‘Wee Naisy’ Naismith the ninja assassin.
Folk still asking ‘are you fuckoffee?’ in the workplace.
The return of the community oddball.
Saying Eh up.
Salt and pepper’s lonely hearts club band.
Right-wing cranks getting their buddies to message you to ask: ‘why block me’
Todays Linesman at Tynecastle.
Holywell Street 