By Macaroon 21st October 2018.
Uppers.
Telling people ‘they ain’t seen nothing yet!’
Asking the Barman for a drink that all the young yins drink these days!
People who pil-fridge from M&S Food shop.
Justifying necking a whole box of Go Ahead Bars!
Aldo’s Hot Dogs.
Any record by Harry Lauder!
A flag on behalf of good lads!
Asking ‘s’appenin?’ on a Conference Call.
Saying ‘Cheers now’ after a Conference Call.
Back off the booze after too much Guinness!
CBD Oil by CBD Yums!
Framed picture of Griffiths waving the tricolour!
Liam Gallagher getting the Rebs on!
Testing all the aftershaves in Debenhams.
The marvellous Tez Beatson.
Smoking out racists on social media.
The Football Lads Alliance about to implode.
Diet Irn Bru.
Zipping up yer Boots!
Big Boots Big Toots!
Bowie – Starman full blast on iTunes.
Eighty Nine sweater from Social Recluse!
Downers.
Getting texts telling you you’ve won a Diet Coke if you … sign up to …’
Getting a leaflet through the door every two days for Dominos Pizza!
Anxiety stigma ‘why don’t you just set yourself a 30 minutes worry period a day’
Black Mutt provoking horizontal sleet/snow in April.
Not getting 30 mins cardio a day.
The Voice… f*ckin cringefest!
Islamophobia.
That dilly dilly Budweiser advert!
People slurping yogurt on the train, scooping with the silver lid.
Media witch-hunt against Jeremy Corbyn.
Sevconian Moon Howlers.
A student cafe in Manchester called ‘Nom Nom’
5p a bag!
Getting asked if you want a bag!
£75 average for Adidas OG’s.
Holywell Street 