Getting people to believe Shadrach from Emmerdale was also the Lion in the Wizard of Oz
Being on first name terms with the guy that delivers yer kebabs.
The intro to Rasputin by Boney M. Oi oi oi oi oi
Chucking the booze
Pete Chan’s Bag ‘o’ Chips group thing. Good man.
Rubbing noses with yer dog and calling him an arsehole.
Weatherall’s tribute in McChuills Bar
Cameron Diaz popping
Smashing fellows — all-time greats
Holywell Street office parties
Harry Lauder — ickle ickle ickleing
Stuffing mash potatoes in your Mums shoes
Tripping up men with man buns
Asking folk if they want a beer or a thick ear
Debating the best chippie in Rosyth and Inverkeithing.
Fash police informers
Tennants at the Ladywell Pub through the secret pipe.
OC cartoon range
The bloke that drives the Brannigan Crisps lorry
Having auld friends called Elspeth
Nicola Sturgeon eating a sturgeon, whilst being operated on by a dodgy surgeon.
Having young friends called Sebastian
Remembering ‘how it used to be
Varnishing a chist ‘o’ drawers
Smokey Robinson eating smokey bacon crisps
Getting caught singing ‘the smurf song’.
Jim ‘Nic Nic’ Davidson racist twat, funny as toothache
Getting anxious in the chippy queue
Being ‘slightly’ racist
Shorts and desert boots combo’s
Boomerang beer fear and hangsxiety after a sesh
Scottish winters and horizontal sleet
Petit Bourgeois attitude to life
Ran2ers and the Daily Record Morelos sales
Mental Health stigma — socks up psychiatry
Hipster earlobe piercing
Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on….and on
That song from the mid-‘80s “wohhh oh wohhhh oh wohh ohhh building a bridge to your heart” on the golden hour.
Selling your soul on ebay
“having bantz” quote
COVID grass on yer neighbour attitude to life.
Different Rules for the elite
Cancer, depression, anxiety
COVID Mental Health
Mistaking baldy people for each other.
The sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews.
Re-runs of Emmerdale
Nigel Fash-lite Farage
That’s awe the hings this week, Keep eating yer greens and switch everything aff at night. Thanks for tuning in. Any complaints speak with Paul Kealy.