INs and OUTs


Getting people to believe Shadrach from Emmerdale was also the Lion in the Wizard of Oz 

Being on first name terms with the guy that delivers yer kebabs. 

Rubbing noses with yer dog and calling him an arsehole.

Weatherall’s tribute in McChuills Bar

Shane Duffy — great man great life

Young Clare from the Rose

Stuffing all yer rubbish in the nearest wheelie bin. 

Reading a copy of the Morning Star on the commuter train

The marvellous  Lou Brown

Holywell Street 

The New clothes label “No Comment”

Harry Lauder — ickle ickle ickleing

Stuffing mash potatoes in your Mums shoes

Tripping up men with man buns

Asking folk if they want a beer or a thick ear

Debating the best chippie in Rosyth and Inverkeithing.

Tennants at the Ladywell 

OC cartoon range

The bloke that drives the Brannigan Crisps lorry 


Jim ‘Nic Nic’ Davidson racist twat, funny as toothache

GSB — the West Ham owners

Petit Bourgeois attitude to life

Ran2ers and the Daily Record Morelos sales 

Hipster earlobe piercing 

“having bantz” quote

COVID grass on yer neighbour attitude to life.

Still no football crowds 

Different Rules for the elite

Fellas that would hump the barbers floor

Cancer, depression, anxiety 

COVID Mental Health

Mistaking baldy people for each other.

The sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews.


Re-runs of Emmerdale

Nigel Fash-lite Farage 

‘Whoop whoop’

That’s awe the hings this week, Keep eating yer greens and switch everything aff at night. Thanks for tuning in. Any complaints speak with Angela and Paul Kealy.

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