IN:
Getting people to believe Shadrach from Emmerdale was also the Lion in the Wizard of Oz
Being on first name terms with the guy that delivers yer kebabs.
Rubbing noses with yer dog and calling him an arsehole.
Weatherall’s tribute in McChuills Bar
Shane Duffy — great man great life
Young Clare from the Rose
Stuffing all yer rubbish in the nearest wheelie bin.
Reading a copy of the Morning Star on the commuter train
The marvellous Lou Brown
Holywell Street
The New clothes label “No Comment”
Harry Lauder — ickle ickle ickleing
Stuffing mash potatoes in your Mums shoes
Tripping up men with man buns
Asking folk if they want a beer or a thick ear
Debating the best chippie in Rosyth and Inverkeithing.
Tennants at the Ladywell
OC cartoon range
The bloke that drives the Brannigan Crisps lorry
OUT:
Jim ‘Nic Nic’ Davidson racist twat, funny as toothache
GSB — the West Ham owners
Petit Bourgeois attitude to life
Ran2ers and the Daily Record Morelos sales
Hipster earlobe piercing
“having bantz” quote
COVID grass on yer neighbour attitude to life.
Still no football crowds
Different Rules for the elite
Fellas that would hump the barbers floor
Cancer, depression, anxiety
COVID Mental Health
Mistaking baldy people for each other.
The sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews.
Twiglets
Re-runs of Emmerdale
Nigel Fash-lite Farage
‘Whoop whoop’
That’s awe the hings this week, Keep eating yer greens and switch everything aff at night. Thanks for tuning in. Any complaints speak with Angela and Paul Kealy.
