IN:
Telling people ‘they ain’t seen nothing yet!’
Maeda!! to the tune of Tequila!
Kneecap!
Bob Vylan
Being asked onto the Celtic Supporters Podcast
Asking the Barman for a drink that all the young yins drink these days!
The esteemed John Clark
HWS podcasts coming soon to McCHuills from DC’s chair
People who pil-fridge from M&S Food shop.
Justifying necking a whole box of Go Ahead Bars!
Aldo’s Hot Dogs.
Pil payin pitba pun (explanation given on request)
Any record by Harry Lauder!
A flag on behalf of good lads!
Asking ‘s’appenin?’ on a Conference Call.
Saying ‘Cheers now’ after a Conference Call.
Liam Gallagher getting the Rebs on!
Milkshaking all fash, non-negotiable!
Testing all the aftershaves in John Lewis
The marvellous Julestar McGowan
Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss
Asking folk if they want a Beer or a thick ear!
Smoking out fascists on social media.
Diet Irn Bru.
Zipping up yer Boots!
Big Boots Big Toots!
Bowie – Starman full blast on Spotify
Kealy’s Lamb Bhuna cooked at HWS Towers.
Pinky out espresso drinking
Weatherall’s 11 o’clock drop
Ye auld Twisters
The Paninaro shop in Glasgow
OUT:
Getting texts telling you you’ve won a Diet Coke if you … sign up to …’
Getting a leaflet through the door every two days for Dominos Pizza!
Anxiety stigma ‘why don’t you just set yourself a 30 minutes worry period a day’
Scottish Summers
Not getting to Celtic Park
The Voice… f*ckin cringefest!
Islamophobia.
Caffeine comedowns.
Mental Health Stigma ‘eat more fruit!’
Little rings tied on Hipster beards!
Minty Moonbeam Murray lying bar steward.
That dilly dilly Budweiser advert!
Joey Barton
Joey Barton’s admirers
People slurping yogurt on the train, scooping with the silver lid.
Sevconian sense of entitlement
Herrenvolk Hubris
Feral Nativism
A student cafe in Manchester called ‘Nom Nom’
5p a bag!
Getting asked if you want a bag!
£75 average for Adidas OG’s.
That’s that for this week! Love it or leave it, delete it, report it, avoid it or embrace it. Have a decent weekend. Dinnae be bams tae each other. Switch aff everything at night.
HWS towers are based at 95 Holywell Street next to Celtic Park, get yersels roond.
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