IN:
Daizen Maeda
The marvellous Richard Kelly
Asking folk if they want a beer or a thick ear!
Turnstyles Casual Clothing shop in Rosyth
Yer all-time greats
Saying ‘double treble, treble treble’ quadruple treble 100 times.
Having auld friends called Elspeth.
Days out instead of nights out.
The chippie in Inverkeithing (voted by the people)
Walking into work and shouting: ‘it’s maself!!’
Three Star Bars £1 at Tesco or Three Boosts £1.
Rita Ora.
Singing ‘Dungo’ instead of ‘Bimbo’ by Jim Reeves down the pub with yer buddies.
Doing the Grand Ole Duke of York with Elspeth.
Smashing fellas – all time greats.
Weatherall tributes
Pickle Jar Heroes!
The idea of George Clooney as US President.
The new Daizen Maeda song!
Benny Hill themed bars.
Harry Lauder great man – great life.
Sofia Carson dedicating an In’s and Outs song for myself.
Having a morning feud.
Beard Gardens instead of Beer Gardens (you only get in with a beard)
Cutting off bits of tyre and serving them up as Steak Dianne.
Transgender hamsters.
OUT:
Joey Barton
Joey Barton’s supporters
AI generated Action Figure
Teeth-sucking mechanics ‘this winny be cheap’
Return of the: ‘I’m not a racist but …’ comment.
SEVCONIAN Herrenvolk Hubris
Jobs worths at the recycle joint: ‘cannae put that in there mate!’ attitude ae life.
Killjoy swimming pool attendants, jobs worth.
Folk saying ‘Whoop Whoop!’
Again, the price of a chippie.
Mutants on marching season.
Tommy Robinson and his merry followers.
Far right two-bob cretins.
Acquiring a whiskey nose after a day on the beer!
Socks for fish.
Being a Robert Killjoy.
The quote: ‘if I was 30 years younger’
Rangers takeover announcements timed on the day Celtic win the league.
Boy racer types, elbow out window, shitty shades, SnapBack cap, chewing Wrigley’s.
Rugger buggers.
Lassie’s giving blowies for beak!
Blokes that would hump the barbers floor!
That’s all for this week folks, remember it’s only a lark, Divint take it too serious. HWS Towers is located at 95 Holywell Street next to Celtic Park. Come along and see us, get yersels roond. Meet the team. Paul Kealy makes tantalizing Lamb Bhuna!
Cheers now!
Holywell Street 
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