IN:
Having older friends called Muriel.
Asking everyone that walks into the workplace: ‘s’appnin?‘
Stop yer tickling Jock by Harry Lauder.
DC’s chair in McChuills Bar.
Ickle Ickle ickiling!
Bringing back the Paninaro look!
Glasgow’s Paninaro shop
The new Maeda chant at Celtic.
Reading the Morning Star on the train during rush hour.
The end of Love Island.
Skip and Doodle.
SEVCONIAN meltdowns.
Smashing fellas – all time greats
Sobriety
It started in the North shop in Embra
You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round … right round!
Knee-high Burlington socks £5, cheers now!
The marvellous Roo Oxley
Being eccentric, with not a shit given attitude ae life!
Never Growing Up!
Spicy Haggis Supper from Aldo’s Chippie!
Gary ‘Gadger’ Strachan
Driving past Celtic Park and saying ‘er she is tho!’
OUT:
The Cringeometer off the Richter scale …’Take me Out’ with Paddy McGuinness!
VAR – Football’s swotty tell tale prefect
Nazis calling Nazis Nazis!
Football Face Paul Golding!
Man Bun with Hipster Beard!
The saying ‘my bad!’ or ‘nom nom’
Folk telling you ‘so a turned aroond an said …’ but actually said fuck all.
January Joggers and Gym Joiners
Chest pumping Barry Ferguson convincing himself he’s great!
David Rat Boy Platt!
Running out of crisps!
SEVCONIAN self entitlement.
Prada trainers.
Caffeine comedowns.
Mental Health Stigma ‘eat more fruit!’
Pass it on top five people messages on Facebook!
Little rings tied on Hipster beards!
House robbing bar-stewards!
Playing the game, heed in the sand!
Scottish Freezing, horizontal rain Wet Windy Summers!
Lap Dog Loyalist; Right Wing Football Firms!
Anything by Meatloaf.
Anything by Simply Red.
Racist / Fascist moon units!
That’s that, Like it, love it, report it, skip it!
HWS towers is located at 95 Holywell Street next to Celtic Park. Come along and see us. Bring awe yer mates. Paul Kealy cooks excellent Jerk Chicken free of charge.
Holywell Street 
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