Billy Campbell from Norn Iron (great player)
Turkey Hair and Turkey Teeth with an all inclusive
Aqua sun hat time!
Joy Division – Insight, full blast on iTunes.
Having auld pals called Elspeth and Airchie.
The amount of guys drinking Gin after getting tanked up on beer!
Paisley and Mac Jacket!
Lois Navy Cords.
First warm sun in 6 months.
Buzzing off yourself in the mirror!
Gardening in the nak!
Rummaging around the attic and finding the original copy of the bible
Reading the bible in the bath.
Those Bounty Biscuits.
The meaning of rife!
Edwyn Collins singing L.O.V.E. love
Showaddy- without the –waddy
ITV showing XTC on ecstasy on BBC
Finding a tic tac on the bus
Filling all your ma’s shoes with mashed potato
Doing the school run dressed as an Afghan Hound
Fascists getting a bop on the nose.
Chicken Fried Rice!
CSC past and present.
Twatting anyone who says ‘bants’
Cameron Diaz as of when required.
Aff the sauce.
Aqua one day – Daks the next!
Swaggering doing the Liam walk into the Petrol station.
Celtic fans singing Grace!
Helping the homeless!
Helping old lady’s called Muriel across the road.
The cost of living.
People blaming the ‘winny works’ for today’s society problems.
Depression stigma number 300 ‘eat fruit’ by I’m alright Jack!
Getting diagnosed with sleep apnea; but refusing to wear the Darth Vader mask.
The Daily Mail.
The whole of the Tory cabinet.
Standing in dog toffee.
Walking into cobwebs face first!!
Getting 3 hours kip.
SEVCO bringing out an orange strip.
People who don’t know the difference between ‘There’ ‘They’re and ‘Their’
Trying to open a bag of Granola!!
Students in ‘Stone Island’
Dickheads in Town who kick off after a stripe
The ‘My life is so perfect’ crowd on Facebook!
Mental Health socks-up Psychiatrists
Black Mutt following.
The neighbour shouting ‘gan Aldo!’ When yer hitting yer punch bag in the back garden!
Celtic fans demanding 5-0 results every week!
Saying ‘thingio an that ‘
Eating tic tacs on the bus
Ice Ice Baby!
Massive Beards, bellies, man buns, shit clobber!
Socks for fish.
Nephews chewing their faces!
Hearts Diet Bun, it’s as good as the real thang!
That’s awe the thangs for this week. Be kind to each other, hug yer brers. Have a beer or Crack a fascist on the ear!
Divint take it serious. Cheers Now. Eat yer porridge, eat yer greens. Look for peace and not excitement. Get into a Boxing Club. Block toxic folk.
Come and visit at Holywell Street and meet the team, bring awe yer mates.
*HWS Towers is situated at 95 Holywell Street, next to Celtic Park (see above) get yersel roond. Paul Kealy cooks Jerk Chicken at the office to perfection.