Friday 27 May 2022
Left leg in, left leg out! Shake it all about with the Friday IN and OUT!
In conjunction with David Rosling productions.
It won’t be televised; for social media platforms only.
IN:
Stanley Baxter playing the Queen for the first time on British television 2012
Debating the best chippie in Rosyth/Dunfermline area.
That Beautiful Sunday song with changed lyrics.
Big Ange
Bouncing about in the singing section at 52.
Koyogo doing his thang
The marvellous Craig Gallagher
Blasting and singing the SAM song by Irish Brigade
Lisbon Lions anniversary after ’55’ years.
Deciding to wear Nike Omega Flash again.
The sinister emergence of hooligan darts crews.
Twatting anyone who says ‘bants’
Twatting anyone who says ‘nom nom’
Fi Gal an inspirational individual.
The marvellous John Gilmartin
The marvellous Jamie Devine
35 year reunions.
Double dunting berocca twice a day.
Necking a whole box of Go Ahead Bars coz it says so.
Pottering around the garden and twirling yer compost bin.
Pottering around the attic and finding the original copy of the bible.
Lazy spa summer nights and Magnum classics.
Cold Water exposure – beak in reverse
Stevie Gerrard becoming a complete roaster.
Frankfurter’s
Big Boots Big Toots.
Gene Gallagher wearing the Hoops.
Beard Gardens (you only get in with a beard)
Days out not nights out.
Doing a runner from Pizza Hut in Windsor and shouting ‘cheers now’
Arthur Shelby being a Tim
OUT:
The cost of the about the costly Jubi-fucking-lee 2022 £823m!
Thinking yer 10 years younger than everyone!
John Lundstram — Ninja assassin
The cost of living
SEVVIE’s singing ‘we hate Kaffliks’ in the middle of Spain and seen as just a Cirry oan
Teeth suckers in the workplace, not my job attitude ae life!
Saying ‘thingio an that ‘
Normal looking lips.
Fuzzy hair styles in Old Swan.
Man buns, shit clobber.
People telling you ‘so I got them telt’ when they telt them f*ck all!
Hibby Gammon heads
The ‘so a turned around and said’ quote
SEVCO Herrenvolk Hurbis attitude.
Anything by Simply Red or Meatloaf.
Having a ball without a ball in sight.
That ‘build me up buttercup’ song on the radio every half hour.
Nazi hipsters.
Thinking you’re Tony Montana after a few stripes
Hiding from the ‘online’ delivery fella, as you have severe beer-fear.
Hangsxiety
That’s it for this week. Eay yer greens, switch everything off at night. Keep on Keeping on. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre and yer off.
Cheers now.
Come and see the team at HWS Towers, 96 Holywell Street next to Celtic Park, get yersels roond.
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