Er it is though! New Year, same sh*#e, same shenanigans … In & Out shake it all about icw David Rosling productions …
IN:
Cold Water Exposure
Pizza vending machines.
Sacking alcohol
Bobby Gillespie’s book – Tenement Kid
Returning to Gabicci
Putting all yer wheelie bins out, instead of checking which one is due!
Sticking anything in the nearest wheelie bin!
Having a tomato as your only friend
Paddy the dog, great pet great life.
Paddy’s wee Celtic scarf
The amazing Fi Gal
Saying … Cheers now! instead of Happy New Year!
Joining the Easy Pleased Club
Building a shed made of Lard
Shouting out “er he/she is though” to everyone that walks into the workplace
Tam Yaffle
Ground Control to Major Tam Yaffle
Koyogo doing his thang
Weatherall’s 11 o’clock Drop
Having auld friends named Muriel
Remembering ‘how it used to be’
Smokey Robinson eating smokey bacon crisps
Doing the grand ole duke of York with Muriel
Getting caught singing ‘the smurf song’
Social distance brawls
Doing the school run dressed as an Afghan Hound
The esteemed Derek Monaghan
Hibernating til the next Celtic match!
All the Celtic Adidas gear
All the young dudes
Always mistaking fat people for each other.
Having a rebel blast
The ‘Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey’ intro to Rasputin – Boney M.
Thank Crunchie it’s Friday
Celtic’s three new signing from the land of sun
Omicron anagrams
Aldi’s middle aisle
Amazon Prime next day delivery
Pie and bovril fitba
OUT:
Black Mutt January – Black Mutt Covid January
Getting anxious in the chippy queue
Boydy on Sky Sports; only there for a cirry oan
Folk saying “amazeballs”
Soup toasties
petit bourgeois attitude as life
Slice of gammon washed down with fash lite
slippin’ and a slidin’
Tory Bar-stewards.
Liberty takers!
Blokes chanting ‘wohohohohohoho’ at Christmas night out, on the dance floor.
Charles Manson attitudes to life
TV advertising funeral’s and divorce lawyers – Capitalism gone mad.
Lads doing press-ups, fag in mouth, to impress them ladies.
Saying, “I can’t wait for this year to be over”
The 10 second countdown to New Year
New Year – celebrating a change of digit when it’s the same old same old.
January Joggers
January Gym sign ups – cancelled in time for multiple Easter Egg consumption
Horizonal rain
90% SEVCONIAN’s
SEVCO claiming bizarre European records
Hipsters thinking they invented style!
Five paragraphs of yadda yadda yadda
Whisky nose McCulloch
Peter Lawwell, Dermot Desmond.
Black Friday
COVID Christmas
That’s it for now. Divint take it serious. Cheers Now. Eat yer porridge, eat yer greens. Look for peace and not excitement. Get into a Boxing Club. Block toxic folk.
Mirror, signal, manoeuvre and on ye go. Keep on Keeping on!
Any complaints speak with Kealy, Blunn or Rosling
Come and visit at Holywell Street and meet the team, bring awe yer mates.
*HWS Towers is situated at 95 Holywell Street, next to Celtic Park (see below) get yersel roond.
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